Today is National Underwear Day, so I’ll be Brief. I am Tighty Whities, the OG of undergarments. Today I am hosting my annual Beef in your Briefs BBQ Bash! No doubt it will be Undie-niably delicious. Make sure to grab a Weiner Basket and some French Cut fries. Beatrix will likely come with some fancy Continue reading →
My Double Down Deal with Death
Death came knocking at my door today,Looking smart in his robe with his sickle. “I’ve come to take your soul.” he said.Oh man, was I in a pickle. “Whoa, whoa, whoa,” I said, “How ‘bout we make a deal?”My mind was racing now, desperately crafting my appeal. He sighed heavily, like a child starting a Continue reading →
Central / South America Adventure – Day 3: Jungle Walk
Our hotel is in the jungle. There is a road to get there, a beautiful entrance gate and perfectly manicured grounds. The beach lines one side and the rest is beautiful lush greenery. The jungle walk starts at 10 am. It’s hotter and sweatier than a a fat man’s armpit in hell. I am sweating Continue reading →
Central / South America Adventure – Day 2: Which way to the beach?
After 10 solid hours of sleeping like I was dead, I woke up to this: Life is good. And it gets even better. Eating at an all inclusive is like an all access pass to your favourite concert or a shopping spree where you aren’t paying. There is food everywhere. All the time. They even have Continue reading →
Central / South America Adventure – Day 1: Time to get your travel on
I rarely choose ‘vacations’ over travel, but when my girl Jen is like, “Let’s go to the beach!”, the only acceptable response is “Hells Ya!!” This is by far the least prepared I have been for any trip. EVER. When we originally booked the trip I was supposed to have finished my contract and I Continue reading →