I wanted to spoil myself with a day at the spa with something other than the run-of-the-mill massage and facial combo. I can’t do the mani-pedi thing because the nail filing feels like scratching fingers on a chalkboard. I opted for the ‘Exfoliation/seaweed wrap/soothing massage’ package and prepared my best sushi imitation. The spa greeted Continue reading →
Author: Michelle Abad
Wonderer. Wanderer. Occasional Jackass. Literary Genius.
My Birthday Wish
Every year, my birthday is the best day of my life. I think everyone’s birthday should be the best day of their year. It’s a time to celebrate the day you were born. I know that some people don’t like their birthdays. They don’t like the fuss, the presents, the smiles and the cheers. I Continue reading →
Screw Milk… Got Hives??
“So like… you have actual –bees- at your house??”, is usually the response I get when I tell people I am a beekeeper. I feel like they picture me walking around the house in my bee suit all day while swarms of bees circle my head and follow me around. But ya… I gots bees. Continue reading →
Where to Shop for the Girl Who Has Everything…
I mean, if I wanted new boobies, that’s where I would go… You can imagine my enlightenment when I discovered they are actually cute little birds that look like a cross between a penguin (when they stand up tall) and a pelican (with the beak and webbed feet). Their little feet come in different colours, Continue reading →
Getting Shit Done
We all have those days at work that make us feel like crap. Those days when you are so bogged down, you feel like you don’t have the strength to push through it. Well, for those of you out there, my friend Mr. Dung Beetle is about to make you feel better. Click on the Continue reading →