Why Cleanse If I Like Being Dirty Inside?

Some idiot (me) decided it would be a good idea to “do a cleanse” after the gluttonous holiday season.  This 30-day cleanse would ‘flush the body of toxins,’ causing our skin to become clearer and glow. Our organs would be surrounded by rainbows and held in place by magical unicorns. • • • We publicly Continue reading →

My Death Spiral Into the Baking Abyss

“Organize a cookie exchange,” they said Have you ever had a great idea that you immediately put into motion, only to realize you have absolutely no related skills that even remotely support the completion of the task? Let’s organize a cookie exchange, I thought. That’ll be easy and fun. • • • 8 pm: Change into Continue reading →

Tips for planning your camping trips

A seasoned traveler, I am.  A planner, I am not. My good friend Zorny-Poo told me about her dream of hiking the Appalachian trail, a 5-6 month trek from Georgia to Maine.  So proud, I immediately volunteered to be her training and travel partner.  That meant working up to being able to hike long distances, Continue reading →

My Time as a Sushi Sausage

I wanted to spoil myself with a day at the spa with something other than the run-of-the-mill massage and facial combo. I can’t do the mani-pedi thing because the nail filing feels like scratching fingers on a chalkboard.  I opted for the ‘Exfoliation/seaweed wrap/soothing massage’ package and prepared my best sushi imitation. The spa greeted Continue reading →

My Birthday Wish

Every year, my birthday is the best day of my life.  I think everyone’s birthday should be the best day of their year.  It’s a time to celebrate the day you were born. I know that some people don’t like their birthdays.  They don’t like the fuss, the presents, the smiles and the cheers.  I Continue reading →