Volcano Boarding!!!!!

Original post date: October 15, 2008 Who needs snow when you have volcanoes?? Snowboarding is so yesterday.  Nothing says adventure like bailing on volcanic ash.  Here’s to climbing (yet another) ACTIVE volcano and getting down the fun way. Cerro Negro in Leon is one of Nicaragua’s youngest active volcanoes.  It erupts every 6-8 years, the Continue reading →

Looking inside an ACTIVE volcano…

Original post date: October 10, 2008 … is not unlike coming face to face with a fire-breathing dragon, complete with smelly sulfur breath and steam emanating from his nostrils and pores. I recently stepped off a bum numbing, 7 hour bus ride from San Jose, Costa Rica to Rivas, Nicaragua. (I am currently on a Continue reading →

My Boobies are a Security Risk

Yesterday I got more action than I have in a long time — with an airport security officer. (Bow chicka wow wow) “If a latex glove snaps in the airport and no one is around to hear it, do you still feel violated?” For the record, I was a good little traveler. I had dumped Continue reading →

MIA in Central America

Original post date: November 30, 2007 Hola Sombreros y Piñatas!! I was in Cancun a couple of nights ago, dancing on the bar in my usual barely-there top (aka ´The Napkin´), shakin’ my money maker and realized I’ve been MIA (Mischievously Impersonating ABADass) in Central America with no communiqué as of late.  (Good news: I´ve Continue reading →

Spanish 101

Original post date: September 26, 2007 Hola mi Taquillos, (Hello my little tacos) So… they gave me the job based on the fact that I could speak conversational Spanish – which, in all honesty, I thought that I could… After my first day, scratch that, after the first hour of classes…..ya… not so much. To Continue reading →