Some idiot (me) decided it would be a good idea to “do a cleanse” after the gluttonous holiday season. This 30-day cleanse would ‘flush the body of toxins,’ causing our skin to become clearer and glow. Our organs would be surrounded by rainbows and held in place by magical unicorns. • • • We publicly Continue reading →
Tag: Adventure
My Boobies are a Security Risk
Yesterday I got more action than I have in a long time — with an airport security officer. (Bow chicka wow wow) “If a latex glove snaps in the airport and no one is around to hear it, do you still feel violated?” For the record, I was a good little traveler. I had dumped Continue reading →
Little Miss Adventure Had a Little Misadventure
What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you while traveling? One of my travel assumptions is that something will go wrong on every trip / vacation / adventure you take. It’s a rite of passage. Big or small, something always goes sideways. • • • I remember my first solo trip, when one night I Continue reading →
When Your Inspo Ghostie Screams for Adventure
Everyone knows of the Angel on your right shoulder and the Devil on your left, but no one ever mentions the third Musketeer – your Inspo Ghostie When you’re 3 cups of coffee deep, just trying to make it through the day, and the clock says it’s only 9 am — he’s the one that Continue reading →
The Travel Bug Infected Me With a Love for Adventure
He’s a sneaky one, this little travel bug. Hiding in plain sight, waiting to attack. A long time ago, in the year 2000… Tired of studying for final exams, I decided to book my proverbial post-graduation trip to Europe. In reality, I had no idea where ‘Europe’ was, nor what countries comprised it. ME to Continue reading →