Our hotel is in the jungle. There is a road to get there, a beautiful entrance gate and perfectly manicured grounds. The beach lines one side and the rest is beautiful lush greenery. The jungle walk starts at 10 am. It’s hotter and sweatier than a a fat man’s armpit in hell. I am sweating Continue reading →
Tag: Central America
Central / South America Adventure – Day 2: Which way to the beach?
After 10 solid hours of sleeping like I was dead, I woke up to this: Life is good. And it gets even better. Eating at an all inclusive is like an all access pass to your favourite concert or a shopping spree where you aren’t paying. There is food everywhere. All the time. They even have Continue reading →
Central / South America Adventure – Day 1: Time to get your travel on
I rarely choose ‘vacations’ over travel, but when my girl Jen is like, “Let’s go to the beach!”, the only acceptable response is “Hells Ya!!” This is by far the least prepared I have been for any trip. EVER. When we originally booked the trip I was supposed to have finished my contract and I Continue reading →
Where to Shop for the Girl Who Has Everything…
I mean, if I wanted new boobies, that’s where I would go… You can imagine my enlightenment when I discovered they are actually cute little birds that look like a cross between a penguin (when they stand up tall) and a pelican (with the beak and webbed feet). Their little feet come in different colours, Continue reading →
Getting Shit Done
We all have those days at work that make us feel like crap. Those days when you are so bogged down, you feel like you don’t have the strength to push through it. Well, for those of you out there, my friend Mr. Dung Beetle is about to make you feel better. Click on the Continue reading →