Today is National Underwear Day, so I’ll be Brief. I am Tighty Whities, the OG of undergarments. Today I am hosting my annual Beef in your Briefs BBQ Bash! No doubt it will be Undie-niably delicious. Make sure to grab a Weiner Basket and some French Cut fries. Beatrix will likely come with some fancy Continue reading →
Tag: Everyday Adventures
Kitchen Chaos: The Blender Battle I Never Should Have Started
“BLEND ALREADY, YOU STUPID FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!” • • • It’s Day 7 of my chewless torture raw food cleanse and my shake game is on point. The night before I gather all the veggies. They get separated into their recipe groups, then sliced, diced, and packaged for the next day. As I wake the calming Continue reading →
Day 6: The Secret Love Affairs of Fruits and Vegetables
When I was younger, my grandma was in love with soap operas and watched them all day long. Guiding light, General Hospital, The Young and The Restless (this last one I am referencing me, not the soap). 6 days into my raw food cleanse, spending all day at home with the fruits and veggies is Continue reading →
Romaine Calm and Lettuce Pray I Survive My Raw Food Cleanse
It’s Day 3 of my first raw food cleanse. My poo is entirely green. Every day I plug my nose and suppress my gag reflex failingly, preparing to consume whatever putrid liquid is on the menu for the day. On the other hand, my partner has been downing the shakes/juices relatively unscathed, smacking his lips, Continue reading →
48 Hours of Pure Mayhem
As a trauma nurse, my bestie has seen many shocking and horrifying things. She enjoys telling me about things people have stuck up their butts, things people have eaten, like scissors (not for the first time either) and other random gross things that make me dry heave. But she’s used to it. She doesn’t even Continue reading →