My Boobies are a Security Risk

Yesterday I got more action than I have in a long time — with an airport security officer. (Bow chicka wow wow) “If a latex glove snaps in the airport and no one is around to hear it, do you still feel violated?” For the record, I was a good little traveler. I had dumped Continue reading →

When Your Inspo Ghostie Screams for Adventure

Everyone knows of the Angel on your right shoulder and the Devil on your left, but no one ever mentions the third Musketeer – your Inspo Ghostie When you’re 3 cups of coffee deep, just trying to make it through the day, and the clock says it’s only 9 am — he’s the one that Continue reading →

The Travel Bug Infected Me With a Love for Adventure

He’s a sneaky one, this little travel bug.  Hiding in plain sight, waiting to attack. A long time ago, in the year 2000… Tired of studying for final exams, I decided to book my proverbial post-graduation trip to Europe. In reality, I had no idea where ‘Europe’ was, nor what countries comprised it. ME to Continue reading →